Future Celebrity

tsarbucks:

watching a new tv show after hearing about it on tumblr and then getting addicted to it

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8 hours ago

minuty:

wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

(Source: ikantenggelem, via ecuadatruth)

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8 hours ago

Things Public School Kids Take Way Too Seriously

perksofbeingademigodtribute:

  • Jeopardy
  • Review Games
  • Kickball
  • Spirit Week

(via askinnyblackman)

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9 hours ago

cumaddict72:

chekhov:

So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

you need to be arrested

(via askinnyblackman)

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9 hours ago
Anonymous asked: omg i can squirt and I'm 15 is that normal? My boyfriend always makes me squirt while fingering me


Answer:

perferted:

No it’s not normal. You’re not supposed to learn “Hydro Pump” until you’re level 42.
Nor should you be on my blog, Squirtle.

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11 hours ago

nebulasnovasandnightsky:

look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to

(via theplanitmars)

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11 hours ago

Things I did within the past hour.
- ate leftover nachos
- smoked a blunt
- came

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1 day ago
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